- me: ur sitting in my seat
- kid: i don't see ur name on it
- me: it will be written in your blood if you don't get the fuck up
if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
- white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
- white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~
Once you lean forward, it’s every man for himself
> Leaning forward in any game is a declaration of war.
> I’ve never thought about it…but this is so true.