- me: ur sitting in my seat
- kid: i don't see ur name on it
- me: it will be written in your blood if you don't get the fuck up
if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
- white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
- white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~
‘one day, i will go to comic con’ the broke blogger who lives hundreds of miles away from san diego whispers softly to their laptop screen
Once you lean forward, it’s every man for himself
> Leaning forward in any game is a declaration of war.
> I’ve never thought about it…but this is so true.
